Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!

Published on Feb 21, 2021
We play an offensive card game ..created by Dan and Phil viewers?? What could go wrong!
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  • we gonna ignore that phil said "b*tch"

  • that's not a maple leaf-

  • Me and like 20 other kids in my year got detention a week ago cause the full one actual headmaster (principal) decided to walk in whilst we were playing

  • i love this duo damn

  • Liam be looking mad, but he was probably singing Little Things-

  • I know now you can trim a shroom 🍄

  • this video made me so emotional bc just them being together and when they would talk about tatinof 😭😭 i just about cried,, i met them back in 2016 and this just made all those memories come back to me

  • something about phil holding a wineglass with coke and pineapple in it, saying "we're in the dark timeline now" is killing me inside xD

  • yeah phil is a loonarmy

  • Ive missed this

  • Can you build your new place in the sims and hve dab and Evan move there?

  • They are legit so done with all of us. No cap.

    • this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  • Germany forgives you

  • Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

  • i need more dan and phil videos i miss these bants, please do a part 2 to this game!

  • 8:50 oh shit. I forgot they know about that horror of a fanfic.

  • Pls tell Dan he looks like a fever dream in that flannel amen & hallelujah

  • god i missed them

  • lmao

  • Very cute sloth :)

  • I've been subscribed but I still didn't get this video until now

  • i miss dan and phil together so much this made me so happy

  • Well, it took us a while, but we finally managed to get this video over 1 million views! Good work, team ^.^

  • the views are 999,000 for me and that’s kinda cool

  • Phil tweeting only Phans reminds me of the time I threw the group chat into chaos by sending a tiktok about what Mario kart character you play and whether that makes you a top or a bottom. I got bowser and it said top, so I said “guess I’m a top” then a friend replied “no , no you’re not” and I responded with “fuck around and find out” then chaos ensued

  • this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  • they put up with so much shit from us omg

  • Omg I forgot about the sexy end screen dance and now I have so much serotonin

  • How I miss hearing dan's laugh

  • That sloths gonna see somethings if you give it away...


  • unfollowed him.

  • I MISSED THE BANTS SO MUCH! phil, honestly you and Dan could be doing anything and i’d think it was hilarious

  • I was not expecting a throwback to the ancient sexy endscreen dance but I’m happy about it

  • The amount of happiness that this video game me was too much.

    • was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭


  • Sorry AM not speak English but i love your's videos ,

  • Man, I fucking missed this

  • i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

  • we want this. we need this


  • Fun fact, I have seen someone put cheese spray in a soda stream and drink it on tiktok

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaa amo esto lo necesitaba con toda la alma gracias dan y phil

  • The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy

  • Pepsi- in a Coca Cola glass? I don't give a damn.

  • a definite blast from the past

  • this is a present likeee aaaah

  • i havent laughed liked this in a really long time, thanks guys


  • was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  • Idk about u but Hentai and violent crafting sounds like a fun time 😂

  • PINOF 11

  • In answer to Dans question "Does anybody want this" I would like to answer yes. The whole world wants this.

  • Watching this again after a long and exhausting day at work waiting in the longest line in the world to get tested for corona. I want to go back to the day when i discovered Dan and Phil, life was soo simple back than...

  • I missed Dan's laugh so much :)

  • We need the video of you giving each other hair cuts


  • My uncles are back.


  • This unlocked my memory of the sexy end screen dance

  • Dan and Phil are like the gay British versions of Rhett and Link

  • Can we have a Dan&Phil Crafts for the tree with moss and rock thing?

  • My philosophy teacher used a picture of Dan lying on the floor as an example of an existential crisis.

  • "the coke is hitting" i missed u danny boy!! ♡ glad u seem okay

  • I wanna win *~cube~*

  • I missed u guys together!!! so exited!!!

  • "You got 5 or 6 BUDDY?!?"

  • I feel like a high schooler again watching this and it's wonderful

  • “hamster in a hat” dear fucking god phil what have you done

  • tbf, there’s a lot more leeway when cutting curly/wavy hair (in my experience) bc most mistakes can be blended in with the ✨luscious curls✨

  • I want to see them play those mobile games you get those shitty ads for

  • dan and phil started my addiction to BL

  • I think my favorite part about this dynamic is that you don't see it often: Two (adorable) gay guys who have decided to move into a house together, but their friendship is still platonic and nothing more. It's just such a wholesome dynamic undermined by Dan's not-so-wholesome demeanor.

    • @Kiara Rose idk. It just seems platonic either way

    • Don’t we not know for sure if their platonic? I thought it was confirmed nor denied..

    • @seeni gzty that too

    • 3:20 how about: Cardbuds

  • "A hamster in a hat" NO, I thought we all agreed to leave the milkfic behind us.

    • @Ella Elliott yep. That's the whole point of the comment.

    • That’s the hamster fic they’re talking about

  • I have missed Dan so freaking much. It's so good to see them together again 🥺

  • Phil somehow made Dan even more adorable and Dan somehow made Phil even more adorable.

  • gracias dan and phil por hacer que de mis 14-16 mi adolescencia fuese menos dolorosa

  • "We're here we're queer and the rest of it " 😂

  • You guys are hilarious. The world definitely needs your content.

  • Okay you compLETELY got me when you were counting in German haha lovvve the video btw

  • The Phanfics are writing themselves at this point

  • the way my soul left my body when phil pulled the "hamster in a hat" card

  • This is my comfort, thank you

  • i've never clicked a video so fast

  • so much................ c r e a t i v i t y

  • My brain literally everytime they're about to say stereo: s t e r o i d s

  • 3:20 how about: Cardbuds

  • Ahhhhhh Dan! So happy to see you both 🤗

  • is this 2014? i'm literally screaming. My sense of reality is gone.

  • 4:34 this is hilarious

  • Not to be shallow or anything but Dan still hot in 2021

  • “This is for you sugar freak” gonna start saying that unironically

  • My CHILDHOOD??? In 2021?? I'm so glad I'm alive

  • The nostalgia is through the roof

  • they saw when the world needed them and gave us life

  • yes this is the content we want

  • this video brought me an Incredible Amount of Joy

  • Ahhh I missed Dans laugh 😊♥️

  • i’m sorry but you crafted something without filming a dan and phil crafts? disgraceful

  • I missed this so muchhh