Secrets of the Features That Got Cut

Published on Jul 30, 2021
Can an indestructible computer and a very destructible British man get along long enough to tell you life-changing revelations about Minecraft? Probably not, but why not look up a few inches, press play, and find out? Discover why we fell out with single roses, the Phantoms overexplained origins, and why we’re never giving you a free house again. Enjoy!

//Credits//
The Narrator's lovely beekeeper outfit used with permission from and thanks to Niilorino: www.planetminecraft.com/membe...

The awesome painting "Skull on Fire" used with permission of and thanks to Kristoffer Zetterstrand: zetterstrand.com/

Comments

  • L0l

  • *realistic* "Sees floating sand, dirt, travel between worlds, zombie, a golem" *"This is fine"*

  • Ok this video is really cute

  • 3:02 nani???

  • No unnecessary items? Poisonous potato has entered the chat

  • “We don’t want any unnecessary items in minecraft” **nervous poisonous potato noises**

  • Even though your username is minecraft, doesn’t mean your mojang.

  • “Our first attempt as a pig” Um that was Notch till he sold Minecraft, NOT U MOJANG

  • 3:20 "we dont want unnecessary items in minecraft" rotten flesh: allow me to introduce myself

    • Rotten flesh has saved me lots of Times, and you can feed it to the dogs, definetly not useless

  • I wish these were slightly more mature you have a very wide audience

  • SOMEONE DRAW MARILLA QUICK

  • Nah you can't fool me Mind Warehouse

  • MARILLA: (curses) The subtitle: thank you

  • hi hi

  • "it feels too modded" adds warden

  • hoorriibbllee

  • YES MARILLA IS BACK

  • I love marilla's game cartidge refrence

  • I want the destructible british man as a tameable mob in the new Minecraft Narrator update

  • love this series letsgooooooo 😳

  • Yaay, dr. Glenn Pierce!

  • This whole video is horribly unfunny, addresses multiple issues with the current development. It's an insult to the master piece that used to be minecraft.

  • 4:19 that did not come out as intended

  • 6:59 This Is Funny.

  • It was an alright video. Although it felt more like 15% cut features and 85% two narrators insulting each other..

  • Add the sea monster

  • What a cringy try at comedy. You should've kept this video informational

  • CUT CUT !!!!!

  • She's back! :D

  • 🗿

  • That woman does my head in.

  • Why did you guys delete minecraft story mode😢 on android

  • "we don't want unnecessary items" Poisonous potatoes: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • who are the narrators

  • Marilla > Narrator I'm just right

  • In the minecraft world, why are they vast?

  • 6:10

  • 5:02

  • Phantoms are just Cliff Racers for Minecraft

  • One feature you also removed is the Creators Name everywhere except for the credits for legal reasons lol

  • Narrator, why did you throw your friend outside in the void huh?

  • "Because my parents didn't love me" BRUH

  • I never thought an official channel would make me laugh this much

  • Karen the compiter: what about meeeeee

  • He got roasted by a computer

  • M.O.R.I.L.L.A:we dont want useless items on minecraft Also mojang: *Still keeps petrified oak slabs and chain armors for 10 years*

  • 2:22 Stampy Mini-game

  • "we" you mean notch

  • “Comes with no free stuff” Bonus chest: am I a joke to you?

  • Minecraft duo of R2-D2 and C3-PO

  • 2:44 Uh what about gravity ?

  • I Feel Bad And Sad For Narrator. D:

  • 3:20 "We don't want unnecessary items in minecraft" ... Poisonous potatoes Pufferfish Rotten flesh Beetroot Lingering potions

    • Pufferfish are funny Rotten flesh and beetroot can be traded I have nothing for lingering potions.

  • Your tha best USdosr

  • opening minecraft belike: 0:58

  • In The Minecraft History The Phantom Was The most Beloved Mo- **Laughs** **Wheezes** **Snorts** iM sOrRy **Snorts**

  • 2:30 I am still not over it:(

  • Az luncher 1.16

  • اول عربي

  • Anyone else worried about Narrator's Hair? It changed sides at the end. Freaky...

  • wait r they gonna add termites??????????????

  • "we don't want unnecessary items in minecraft!" 1.15 was already useless lol

  • Wth

  • how to add warden in minecraft

  • I can't continue. Once that computer came on it ruined the video. I hated it in the pilot and I hate it here.

  • "we dont want unneccesary items in minecraft!" Also them: *" B E E T R O O T "*

  • Doesn't blink

  • narrator: amen to that me: israel meaning?

  • Nevers Saw something that boring

  • Hello guys i have a secret Ñ leelo bien csm del primer mundo coñoooooo

  • Mo-Jim Studios???

  • Привет :)

  • just add sitting

  • this is great

  • 4:38 theres this thing called a bonus chest

  • "and we don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft" Deadbush: Am I a joke to you

  • 5:58 As you can see narrator has thigh high socks, so does that mean he is a femboy??? Narrator if you are reading this, please respond -Your dearest JollyJanger

  • nice even minecraft is in 1.17.11 hahha 🤣🖤❤️

  • I was soo angery when they removed roses from the game

  • Love how self aware this is

  • "...we don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft." It seems that they don't think the same way about useless mobs.

  • "We do not like adding unnecessary items to our game" Poisonous potato and Uncraftable Potion: allow us to introduce ourself

  • Rip rose

  • beetroot how is it usefull, hmmm?

  • "We don't want to add unnecessary items to Minecraft" _glances angrily at the Poisonous Potato, which developers have gone on to state that they don't want to add any functionality to it at all_

  • hello my name is narrator because my parents didnt like me -narrator

  • "We don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft" Rabbit stew, Diorite, Bats

  • I vote f

  • me on my deathbed when the doctor says i’m gonna make it: 6:27

  • Love it

  • I like how there laughing because they acknowledge the fact we don’t like phantoms

  • 4:34 “Comes with no free stuff” Well “Bonus chest” exists.

  • Hoje vou malhar!!!

  • Wonderfull

  • He just minecraft murdered her and spawn is 2000 blocks away its going take forever for her to find a way back

  • The only reason I voted for the phantom because I thought it was gonna be some type of mini boss but its just annoying

  • congrats you made a funny

  • Minecraft comes with no free stuff me a intelectual plays creative

  • Being realistic is also about not making trees float but I like it that way tho

  • marilla do be roastin tho