Technoblade Technoblade

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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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1:39:49First Meeting [Dream SMP]
First Meeting [Dream SMP]Views 7MMonth ago
12:29The Main Character of Dream SMP
10:40I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
I Ruined Skeppy’s VideoViews 8M3 months ago
2:12:04It ends today. [Dream SMP]
It ends today. [Dream SMP]Views 12M3 months ago
3:52:12becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
12:10Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
Dream SMP But I Troll SkeppyViews 8M4 months ago
12:07The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
21:09Dream SMP: The Red Festival
Dream SMP: The Red FestivalViews 7M5 months ago
20:10Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)Views 15M9 months ago
14:12Skyblock: Potato War 2
Skyblock: Potato War 2Views 12MYear ago
18:04My First Minecraft Championship
23:37SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
18:06That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
10:10SMP Earth: The Empire Begins
18:25Skyblock: The Great Potato War
10:54minecraft monday: the finale
2:15:08minecraft monday but i get banned
12:06the deadliest sword in skyblock
11:20they added guns to bedwars
they added guns to bedwarsViews 4.9MYear ago


  • “I can’t really say their names out loud or isis will find out who I am and hunt me down” yeah but you’ll come out alive because technoblade never dies

  • Plot twist: Floof was the one who threw the box

  • In the end I thought he said more animal abuse

  • Techno u should do a hardcore series

  • This happens when somone plays bed wars and sky wars all the time they become a master at mInecraft

  • Anyone else getting Spanish commercials on here lol?

  • When your so good at being number one that you can beat yourself

  • childnoblade

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  • I have watched this video how many times well last see.........oh 13 times ok welp-

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  • How did techno not get cancelled

  • haha technoooooooooooooooooooooo ur voiceeeee u sound like purpled :D

  • I’m 16 000 th coment

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  • Techno Blade acting he does not know how to play skyblock: Techno Blade played skyblock before:ill make a vid and act that I don't know how to play

  • Stop making fun of techno bc he did not get 4 kills he might die we don’t so he helping and his friends are stealing his kills for fun

  • Texhno: PAPER CHALLENGE NOOOOOOOooooooo..... NZ players: First time?

  • Me in school just learning rhetoric thinking “when am I going to ever use this?”

  • 15 seconds but k

  • How do I still not know how he looks like-

  • that thumbnail

  • USdos: “hey techno I know your don’t do it for the rewards.” techno: “shut up I do it for the rewards”

  • okay but if Techno just open his camera while live streaming, i would .. nvm, i wished he's more thicker 😩



  • I want more of is- I really do... just be it so wholesome and cute

  • Well that’s my secret I’m always stressed 1:05

  • he backed out of college NOT FOR MINECRAFT!!!! FOR POTATOES!!!!

  • i just said "subscribe to Technoblade!" in my online class and then i got kicked out :(

  • did skyblock just joink the reforge system from terraria? wtm

  • texture pack is always fake dynamic duo

  • Hi techno I hope you are doing okay

  • SHAME ON YOU FUNDY also i didn’t need to see that skin i need bleach

  • nice

  • *Bonk*

  • Ok so when will be the next upload? 1 month? 2 Months?

  • You're not alone. When I was in first grade, I barely even remember this, but I got pushed against the back of someone ahead of me in line, they complained, next thing I know I'm being chewed out byt he vice principal.

  • I’m watching a video with his face in it but still don’t know what he looks like

  • This is pure proof that he never autoclicked before he’s just trying to show off his good gaming chair

  • back when EVERYONE flat bridged and you dont spawn with swords and void dont instantly kill you

  • "As long as there are Mondays there will be Minecraft Mondays." This aged well

  • Crying obsidian Post Edit: BOY IF YOU DONT... shut up I'll attempt to smack but I know it wont do much mr techoblade sir

  • That intro do be cool thou

  • It's a master piece

  • jokes on you I’m not asleep

  • Technoblade never dies 😈😈😈😈😎😎

  • gg

  • Best video

  • I swear this guy got a million viewers in 1 day?????

  • Guys...youtubes algorithm is at it again

  • I swear techno has infinite old content

  • Sharp 4 Player:HAXXX

  • lol

  • TEHCNO:I can fight better with a steering wheel Me:well, hes not wrong

  • and people wonder why youtubers have messed up sleep schedules

  • wow

  • Truly a culinary master

  • If you are seeing this God loves you

  • Don't worry Techno I will watch your USdos video and get you ads which is like donating but I don't lose money

  • I use that KEYBORED cool

  • Technoblade never dies.

  • Technoblad: fisting everyone and winning 3 games in a row Also technoblade when he sees 2 guys with diamond armour:epic montage time

  • I love technoblade’s tactics of gathering information, sabotage, trusty (most of em trustworthy) people, pure dedication, and calculations..

  • 3 mil left from the pig rank

  • If we blew up the sun, we'd be dead. But, maybe the afterlife is cold🤷

  • 1:45 Is really Corrupted

  • Minecraft elders are: calvin any other person that can get calvin down to 5 hearts, maybe xnestorio

  • hey this is cool you should make a USdos channel

  • 0:49

  • he looks a bit like georgenotfound?

  • He didnt know that covid 19 existed in 2020....

  • Poor ginger. He was trying to join but they didn’t notice.